Jake and Amir: iPad

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Amir: Wow this iPad thing is a game changer. I need it.

Jake: Why?

Amir: It's a game changer and I need it.

Jake: Did you think I said "what?"

Amir: A loser says what?

Jake: (nothing)

Amir: ...What?

Jake: I didn't say anything.

Amir: I thought you mighta said what.

Jake: I didn't say what. You said what.

Amir: iPad though. I've never wanted anything more in my life.

Jake: Why do you need one?

Amir: It's revolutionizing it.

Jake: What's "it?"

Amir: You, me, everything.

Jake: You're wrong about each of those things.

Amir: It's just incredible how small it is.

Jake: It's not that small.

AMir: It's enormous. I love that about it. It's big and it's weightless.

Jake: No.

Amir:  It's completely weightless.

Jake: No.

Amir: Yes.

Jake: No.  What can an iPad do?

Amir: Nothing. It does it all.

Jake: So not nothing.

Amir: Exactly.

Jake: What you said wasn't smart. So don't say "exactly" like it was.

Pat: Jake why are you being so mean, you were telling me how much you wanted an iPad.

Jake: Yeah but I know... why it's so good.

Pat: Why?

Jake: It can do it all. It's a new way to view it,

Pat: View what?

Jake: It's like, theres apps. I can check my email on it.

Pat: You have email on your phone

Jake: Shut up man,okay. I can't think right now. It revolutionizes it. 

Pat: Hm. Sounds a lot like what Amir said (smiling, touching Amir's shoulder)

Amir: BUTT OUT, PAT! AND STOP TOUCHING ME! (pat walks away) Nobody asked you to come here nobody asked you to be here so just GO! This is an a to b conversation so SEE your way out of D Room right E-way, F-off. Gee, you're still here aren't you. What the H! I, j told you to K

Jake: He's gone.

Amir: L.

END.