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Fun Twilght New Moon twitter searches:
1) New+Moon+Three+Times (example: so ive seen New Moon three times already. tomorrow will be my fourth!)
2) New+Moon+Cried+So+Hard (example: OMG WENT TO GO SEE NEW MOON WITH KATHERINE AND OMG IT ROCKED I CRIED SO DANM HARD AND I HATE THE ENDING DANM THAT MOVIE WAS SO DAMN GOOD I W)
3) New+Moon+Best+of+my+Life (example: I’m still in shock of how amazing New Moon was!! Yesterday was like one of the best nights of my life. ♥)
4) New+Moon+Wesley+Snipes (example: Just saw NEW MOON i wish Blade was in it to really kick some ass!! Bring Back WESLEY SNIPES!)
…any other goodies?
November 21st, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
New+Moon+Brilliance (ex: I SAW NEW MOON AT 845 THIS MORN…NO WORD COVERS THE BRILLIANCE OF THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
November 21st, 2009 @ 5:55 pm
That movie is the Hannah Montana of film. The punchline on society. What sort of degenerate fool worships something like that?
November 21st, 2009 @ 6:17 pm
LOLWOW.
November 21st, 2009 @ 6:24 pm
New moon sliced bread
November 21st, 2009 @ 6:39 pm
New Moon + Alone (I just saw New Moon again. I went alone because my sister has a life.)
I saw New Moon last night with my sister. She went again today.
November 21st, 2009 @ 11:11 pm
new+moon+my+heart+is+racing (ex BAAAAAAAAAAAH TIME TO LEAVE AND GO TO THE THEATER AND WAIT FOR THREE HOURS. MY HEART IS RACING. HERE WE COME NEW MOON. BOOSTER SEATS PLEASE!)
yea im so excited to wait in line too!!!…no not at all
November 22nd, 2009 @ 12:32 am
I’m frankly disturbed at how obsessed the world is with this! I read about a quarter of the book and yeah it sucked! Why would you cry during it? I’m making it a point in my life to never ever see New Moon!
November 22nd, 2009 @ 11:37 pm
[...] Amir Blumenfeld has some pretty good ideas for funny Twilight Twitter searches. [...]
November 23rd, 2009 @ 4:40 pm
new+moon+orgasm:
Moments away from the most intense orgasm. Aka new moon.
new+moon+shitted:
i saw new moon and i like shitted my pants
new+moon+life+changing:
NEW MOON WAS LIFE CHANGING!
December 16th, 2009 @ 8:54 pm
you didnt go to see new moon did you?
December 19th, 2009 @ 8:02 pm
Oh man! this is probably the coolest and funniest way to laugh at twilighters. You just got 1.21 extra gigapoints!
December 30th, 2009 @ 1:15 am
New+Moon+Gay+Friend (example: feeling bad for gay friend who had a huge boner during the whole movie)
New+Moon+Day+Four (example: been camping outside IMAX theater for 4 days already. only 2 more left!!! yay c: