What Happened in Vegas?
I went to Las Vegas for Halloween with a bunch of my friends.
Before departing, Jeff “Rosie” Rosenberg gave me $5 to put on the intersection between 9 and 12 on the roulette table. Had it hit, he would have won $90. Unfortunately, it didn’t, and I texted Rosie to tell him so.
When I landed this morning in New York I had an email waiting for me from Rosie himself, and… well… just read it.
Rosie, if you’re reading this, I swear it didn’t hit, and I’m sorry that you got that impression.
November 3rd, 2009 @ 8:33 pm
I feel bad for you Amir :(
If i were you, I’d be kinda scared…he seems really serious.
I hope you had fun in Vegas :)
November 3rd, 2009 @ 11:28 pm
I can’t believe he could type so much over that one matter of a “hit or no hit” situation.
Oh well…
lol?
November 4th, 2009 @ 12:07 am
I guess you know now not to do favors for him. He sounds like a jerk, at least from the email.
November 4th, 2009 @ 1:09 am
that. is. HILARIOUS. HAHAHAH
November 4th, 2009 @ 1:20 am
Wow, troglodytes. Learn to read between the lines. These guys work for COLLEGEHUMOR.
This is tongue-in-cheek. Of course, you probably don’t know what that means, so the point of this comment is lost anyway.
November 4th, 2009 @ 1:56 am
Wow. Ever heard of the website emailsfromcrazypeople.com? Submit it, yo.
November 4th, 2009 @ 6:38 am
God damn I was going to visit my family in Vegas but decided against it.
November 4th, 2009 @ 8:39 am
AHHHHHH AAAAMIR
:D i am such a huge massive freaking fan it’s crazy
i spent the last week procrastinating with the jake and amir vids on youtube :D AND i also memorised the rap battle (the ones by freestyle love supreme)!! … etc etc
i really truly appreciate your work :D!
THANKS FOR THE LOLS~
congrats on getting so far! and good luck with everything else in life and stuff~
ta,
rach
^.____=
November 4th, 2009 @ 9:46 am
He sounds like the kind of guy who will come for you in your sleep for posting his email on your blog.
November 4th, 2009 @ 1:20 pm
“Stamford is a city in Fairfield County, Connecticut, United States. According to 2007 Census Bureau estimates, the population of the city is 118,475, making it the fourth largest city in the state”
4TH LARGEST, TROGLODYTES
November 4th, 2009 @ 1:59 pm
YAYY AMIR!!!! THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE!! just not in that order… etc…. but yeah next time your in london MAKE A VIDEO BEFORE YOU GO AND I WANT TO MEET YOU!! YOU ROCK! thats about it…. PEACE3
November 4th, 2009 @ 3:26 pm
aww, Jeff seems so cool in the videos. How sarcastic was the text you origanally sent him? lol
The “my daddy is a lawyer” bit was pretty lame. Hopefully this whole thing blows over.
PS- What were you for Halloween this year?
November 4th, 2009 @ 6:11 pm
Hey,
This is 100% a joke people! Please don’t hate me.
Love,
Rosie
November 4th, 2009 @ 6:51 pm
Hey,
anyone can post and say they are rosie
love,
rosie
November 5th, 2009 @ 2:23 am
You were in Vegas on Halloween? It would have totally been the most epic Halloween ever if my friends and I had run into you, but instead we met Dan Akroyd… which is also cool.
November 5th, 2009 @ 3:24 am
Jeez– What the heck did you say in the text that would make Rosie have the impression that you hiding a supposed win?
November 5th, 2009 @ 10:35 am
It’s the set-up for the next prank in the prank war. Streeter’s behind it.
November 5th, 2009 @ 2:10 pm
Wow. That reminds me of the great yogurt debate at my cousin’s law office. fucking lawyers.
November 6th, 2009 @ 4:22 am
is it inappropriate to say I love you Amir right now?
November 6th, 2009 @ 6:12 am
wowooo Amir…..this jerk is your friend? are you sure?open your brain next time before you trust anybody in your office…it’s sound to me that this guy is above the jokes stage…his father is a lawyer…?your father is O.B…you can send him Tampax to avoid his brain bleeding …
November 6th, 2009 @ 11:24 am
people who don’t really get this shouldn’t be visiting college humor at all lol…
but seriously amir you should admit it if you didn’t win because it can turn into a legal issue and it will be ugly…
November 6th, 2009 @ 12:48 pm
This post really exemplifies the range of different types of comments you get on your blog.
November 6th, 2009 @ 2:44 pm
Dear God there are some stupid comments on this post.
November 6th, 2009 @ 11:56 pm
the fact that he stood to win $90 ought to indicate this was a joke..
November 7th, 2009 @ 10:34 am
WHAT??
Rosie could NOT have written this. I mean seriously? The Rosie that’s always so sweet and innocent looking?
No way…
I just discovered another side to Rosie…I will never look at him the same again =(
November 7th, 2009 @ 10:36 am
Oh and B (17), Amir still didn’t get back at him…so….it’s not. Besides, Streeter would think of something way more serious than a Vegas prank.
November 7th, 2009 @ 9:50 pm
You guys are taking this wayyyy to seriously..
November 7th, 2009 @ 9:50 pm
And by ‘to’, I meant ‘too’. My bad.
November 8th, 2009 @ 10:23 am
Haha!
I’m pretty sure this was a joke, don’t get mad at Rosie, lol. This is…amazing.
November 10th, 2009 @ 8:06 pm
he hopes that his professionalism rubs offs on you/
he wants some part of him to rub off on you.
jus’ sayin
November 11th, 2009 @ 11:15 am
lol…I actually thought that email may have been serious until the part about how his Dad was a “defense attorney for the second largest city biggest city in CT.” Nice, very funny.
November 11th, 2009 @ 8:00 pm
Oh, poor Rosie… now every one who didn’t get the joke will hate him ;-)
November 12th, 2009 @ 1:29 am
Everyone, this is a 100% complete joke, you all know how Amir doesn’t take pranks on him very well, everythings all gravy baby.
Love,
Rosie
November 12th, 2009 @ 8:07 pm
i’m curious; what was the text that you left amir?
November 13th, 2009 @ 11:59 pm
Everyone, anyone here can pose as Rosie so dont believe what you read
Love,
Rosie
November 14th, 2009 @ 1:29 pm
Don’t listen to all these rosie-posie…ers. I ould never overract like that!
Love,
Rosie
November 16th, 2009 @ 7:59 pm
Oh and i lied about overreacting…whatever you wrote Amir, was absolutely true…i’ll get you
Love,
Rosie
December 1st, 2009 @ 11:36 am
are you guys fucking dense?
how do all of you idiots say you love amir’s comedy stylings and yet be completely oblivious to one right in front of you.
December 17th, 2009 @ 9:04 pm
I love this hahaha