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Filed under: Daily Life — February 16, 2009 @ 11:38 pm

Presidents Day got me thinking, and tonight amongst friends, I came up with this truly American hypothesis:

Nobody is more famous in American History AND less physically recognizable than Neil Armstrong

Go ahead and try to imagine what Neil Armstrong looks like. 95% of you are drawing a blank, and the other 5% did a class project on him in third grade or grew up in his home town. Yet we all know who he is!

So try to give it a shot. Come up with somebody who is both more popular than Neil Armstrong and less visibly familiar.

Two caveats: They have to be born after 1900 so that photography was present (so no Christopher Columbus) and they have to be American (so no Christopher Columbus.)

Note: Some close seconds discussed were Babe Ruth (ultimately decidedly more recognizable) and Robert Frost (ultimately decidedly less popular).

110 Comments »

  1. Sean:

    Rosa Parks?

  2. Jeff:

    Buzz Aldrin? Actually, I think you could make the argument that any astronaut from the Apollo campaigns fit this description.

  3. Cyrus:

    You should track how many people google image search his picture… or put a link on here and analyze it.

  4. Amir:

    Rosa Parks is pretty good, but I’ll bet more Americans know Neil Armstrong than Ms. Parks. (Same with Buzz)

  5. dude:

    I don’t think I’ve ever even seen his face before 20 seconds ago. But put him back in a space suit and everyone would recognize him…

  6. Jillian:

    …why did i think that neil armstrong was black.

  7. Jillian:

    by the way, loved loved the collegehumor show but i thought it was over wayyy too soon.

  8. felicia:

    Wayne Gretzky? (canadian?)
    Ernest Hemingway?
    Frank Sinatra?
    Nat King Cole?
    Nancy Kerrigan?
    Devon Sawa?
    Jack Bauer?
    The mom from Home Improvement.

  9. Tugg McGroin:

    J. Edgar Hoover, and Howard Hughes

  10. chad:

    Not to rain on your parade, but Robert Frost shouldn’t be eligible anyway according to your rules- he was born in 1874.

    /wikipedia’d

  11. Fink:

    I thought of Dr. Suess. Everyone knows him, I don’t think anyone I know has seen a picture of him. Along that same line, you could say Charles Shulz.

  12. Tugg McGroin:

    Jenny Craig

  13. peter:

    He does have a cameo in Apollo 13. Which is a movie that everyone saw at least once.

  14. Marco:

    Ernest Hemingway? Probably not as popular, since more people would probably find out who landed on the moon before actually picking up a book.

  15. Marco:

    Dr. Seuss is a good one

  16. Adam:

    Deep Throat

  17. Calin:

    FDR.

  18. felicia:

    Shel Silverstein
    Spike Lee
    Bob Dole
    Steve Madden
    Tommy Hilfiger
    Calvin Klein
    Walt Disney

  19. Andy Baio:

    You guys didn’t know what Walt Disney, Spike Lee, or Frank Sinatra looked like!?

    Dr. Seuss is perfect, and arguably more famous/popular than Neil Armstrong. I was going to volunteer an author like John Grisham or Michael Crichton, but neither have the widespread fame of a Dr. Seuss.

  20. felicia:

    John Deere
    Carmen Sandiego

  21. felicia:

    Ralph Lauren

    Also I always get Spike Lee and Spike Jonze mixed up.

  22. Val:

    Baseball made me think Lou Gehrig…

  23. Awesome:

    I’m TOTALLY agreeing with Jenny Craig. Good call!!!

    Charlie (Charlie’s Angels)

  24. Shai:

    I vote for Dr. Seuss/Jenny Craig.

  25. Peter Vidani:

    Rush Limbaugh

  26. Jamie Martin:

    R.L. Stein

  27. Michelle:

    Thomas Edison. He was born before 1900, but lived until 1930s. Just a quick point, photography was present before 1900, though not as widely used.

  28. mr_pickles:

    Jim Henson (Muppets creator)

  29. Jon Zander:

    I only know Jim Henson because of that recent credit card commercial. I think it’s a credit card commercial. I just know Ellen is dolled up like a raccoon (a fetish of mine).

  30. Jon Zander:

    Oh, and here are some famous dudes I have no idea what they look like:

    -Jimmy Carter

    -Ted Bundy

    -JK Rowling

    -Billy Graham

    -Tim Burton

  31. lfar:

    Man Amir, if you were on tumblr the internet would explode over this. Just come!

    I think your hypothesis is correct!

  32. Sam Arden:

    Jack Ruby

  33. pedro:

    oppenheimer, father of the atomic bomb?

  34. Julie:

    Vin Di Bona.

  35. Anon Y. Mouse:

    I know what Neil Armstrong looks like. He’s this guy wearing a white space suit with a huge helmet on top. That’s all I need to know, because that’s what he looked like when he did what he’s famous for.

    THAT’S why we don’t know/care what his face looks like.

  36. alberto salazar:

    I would say JD Salinger, but Dr. Seuss beats him. Literally. It was consensual, they were both into it.

  37. Brandon Berndt:

    guy that killed JFK

    Roosevelt

    Mickey Mantle

    Picasso would win it if you made the criteria at 1880.

  38. Kate:

    I agree with Dr. Seuss, but I was thinking of the guy that did the voiceover for all the movie trailers, that died recently? Because even though he clearly didn’t do ALL of them (though he did like a thousand) every other trailer has someone IMITATING that guy….

    —”In a world where a man named Amir reigned king….”

  39. joshua:

    Amir has obviously been thinking about this for years and I think he’s right…
    Neil Armstrong is the best example.
    Now how are we gonna make some money off this idea?

  40. Doug:

    Dr. Seuss and Walt Disney are good ones.

  41. Olivia:

    Well, i honestly cant think of anyone else..

  42. Ryan:

    Dr. Suess / Walt Disney = winners

  43. Anna B:

    Nay on Walt Disney. Dr. Seuss is it!

  44. Anna B:

    lol @ Vin di Bona

  45. Dillon:

    Jack Handey?

  46. shana:

    late to the game..sorry, but definitely the winner is Dr. Suess

  47. joe:

    yo, photography has been around since the 1820s, really back waaaaaaaaay further but pretty much what you’re thinking of has been around since 1825 bro

  48. joe:

    hell even the camera was around before 1900

  49. joe:

    video camera i mean

  50. joe:

    like film

  51. dean:

    son of sam.

    E.A.Poe

    …and the best one…

    God.

  52. dean:

    oh wait, after 1900? pftt….

  53. kt:

    charlie, from charlie’s angels.

  54. Andrea:

    Dr. Suess is a good one. He’s from my town (springfield, ma) and I still don’t know what he looks like!

  55. Vicki:

    Jackie Robinson.
    Or Lou Gherig.

  56. Awesome:

    Yo. Charlie = previously mentioned, but my top faves are:

    -Dr. Seuss
    -Jenny Craig

    -And whoever said Vin Di Bona is a champ. That was hilarious and so true.
    -Jack Handey too, good one for sure!

    And Jackie Robinson? You kidding me?

  57. Awesome:

    But I can’t find a picture of Jenny ANYWHERE.

  58. Mike:

    bill watterson of calvin and hobbes fame

    Go ahead. Look him up. There’s only like 2 known photos of this guy

  59. Jennifer:

    Helen Keller

  60. paul:

    how about mark zuckerberg, the facebook guy?

  61. Kayla:

    If google is correct then Dr.Suess looks like the KFC guy haha i honestly had no idea what he looked like.

    How about the Zodiac Killer… haha no ones seen that guy to know what he looks like, eh but i guess thats not as famous. mmm Jake gyllenhaal ( id say he equals amir in looks ;D ) Aye Papi!!!

  62. Joe:

    FYI on Neil Armstrong. He actually made an appearance in the NASA thing that Discovery did last year, and was on 60 Minutes the year before that. He’s still not doing much public stuff, but is at least getting out here and there. Looks good too, for being nearly 80.

  63. David:

    Ok, I may have you beat (if you are still paying attention to comments at this point, which is doubtful). Here it is:

    Stephen King

    I’d wager he’s slightly more popular and even less recognizable.

  64. Brad:

    Steven King’s picture is everywhere. Books, movies, last page of Entertainment Weekly. And he is creepy looking. He is pretty recognizable dude.

  65. ry-dog:

    Howard Cosell? bit of a stretch
    or Craig Sager. both have very recognizable voices.

  66. Blake:

    Claw from Inspector Gadget

  67. emad ghias:

    I can’t remember my face after I get trashed.

  68. Tyler:

    Matt Groening???

  69. Tyler:

    P.S. I shared this with my friend karen. This was the conversation.

    “think of someone in America, born after 1900, who everyone knows but cant recognize. Think like…Neil Armstrong, everyone knows who he is but no one knows wtf he looks like.”
    “I know who he is AND i know what he looks like.”
    “…no you dont, no one does”
    “…”
    “Not lance armstrong dipshit…”
    “oh…fuck!”

  70. butt:

    Steven Spielberg

    Stanley Kubrick

  71. fart:

    Mr. T

  72. numba one:

    Don LaFontaine

  73. Geritol Man:

    Famous Amos or Matt Groening. ’nuff said.

  74. Rachel:

    I just googled a picture of Armstrong. I don’t remember what he looks like.

  75. Tom Dearsley:

    Charles Manson..

  76. adam conley:

    wilson from home improvement

  77. Stephanie:

    I’ve always known dr. seuss looks like colonel sanders…but i love his books and their chicken maybe that’s why.

    the person i really have no idea would probably be jenny craig

  78. Jacy:

    Steve Jobs.

  79. Jacy:

    THE LONE RANGER!

  80. Andrew:

    Bob Dole.

  81. Matt:

    dr. suess
    Son of sam

  82. courtney:

    wilson from home improvement.

  83. carrie:

    i think dr. seuss is the clear winner here. I don’t know about more popular/less recognizable, but at least equal to. All the other answers are obviously less popular or more recognizable than neil armstrong and/or absolutely retarded suggestions.

  84. ben:

    jack kerouac, allan ginsberg, bob cousy, eugene mccarthy

  85. Ardian:

    what about FDR?

    or even

    steven spielberg

  86. Leslie:

    LMAO….I loved what # 38 said…lol

    —”In a world where a man named Amir reigned king….”

    * Follows it *

    “…only a few tried to enter it and failed…”

  87. Jackson:

    -Henry Ford

    -Tom Waits

    -Ray Bradbury

    I think henry ford is a pretty good one. I mean, he invinted the Model T car but i can’t picture him in my head for the life of me.

  88. ben:

    dick wolf

  89. Greg:

    Am I the only person who knew what Dr. Seuss looked like before this?

    I like what someone said about Bill Watterson. One of the names I idolized in my childhood, yet I didn’t know what he looked like at all until 2 minutes ago.

  90. isabel:

    I know this is random, but I’d just like to say
    that I had no idea what Jerry Bruckheimer(If that’s even how you spell it) looked like. Honest to God, I always see this guy’s name on tv because he’s always executive producer for a shitload of programs but it wasn’t until 2 days ago that I looked him up and saw what he looked like. Rich bastard.

    I choose Dr. Seuss because I have no idea wtf that
    guy looks like. Erm, and why does it say ’santa monica women healthcare’ at the bottom of this page?

  91. Akos:

    Amir,

    My bet is on bestseller author Thomas Pynchon. He was born after 1900, probably less popular than Neil, but still no one knows how he looks like now

  92. Shai:

    69. That’s exactly what happened to me and my friend. Except that for the … in the dialogue, my friend said, “You don’t know anything about Tour de France? What cave do you live in?”

  93. Nick:

    I’m another vote for Dr. Seuss, who’s so perfect I’m afraid of ruining it by looking him up. But I can’t think of anyone else who even beats Neil Armstrong.

    - Garrison Keillor and Ira Glass both had radio fame before Keillor’s movie and Glass’s show. Still not as famous as Armstrong.
    - JK Rowling is British, but if you forgive that, she might be between Armstrong and Seuss.
    - Walt Disney is more famous than Neil Armstrong but almost anyone over 45 could remember seeing him on TV.
    - Jenny Craig barely counts. Not her given name, and I bet most people wouldn’t put money on whether she’s still alive or whether she actually started the company. But maybe that’s my youth showing. Still, most people known nothing about Jenny Craig’s diet plan other than some trivia about Kirstie Alley, but everyone can recite a few lines from a half-dozen Seuss books.

  94. Mikey G:

    Im gonna have to go with the biggest two names I can think of with no face attached to them. Henry Ford and Ferdinand Porsche. Who can really picture what these 2 people look like and doesn’t know at least part of their name world wide?

  95. Amir:

    Seems as though the clear winner here is Dr. Suess.

  96. meanguy:

    Betty Crocker.

  97. John:

    The fact that MULTIPLE people have said FDR is absolutely dumbfounding to me.
    Are you people functional retards?

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  99. Neil K:

    Authors that everyone knows but nobody sees.

    JK Rowling is actually pretty well known to her fans, but what about: John Grisham, Tom Clancy. Danielle Steele, or Stephen King?

    I think Amir nailed it in the OP though, there are lists of famous Americans and Neil Armstrong’s name is always near the top. Everyone else is either on TV or on money.

  100. Neil K:

    Oh, and Mickey Rourke might qualify, for obvious reasons.

  101. Jason:

    Henry Ford, definitely.

    And I’d vote Neil Armstrong over Dr. Seuss.

  102. John:

    Henry Ford was born well before the 1900 cutoff.

  103. emad ghias:

    a two dollar whore

  104. Lane:

    I just Google Image searched Armstrong and I must admit, I wouldn’t have even recognized him in his space suit.

  105. jay:

    I’ve got to go with Seuss on this one. Everyone who mentioned obscure names like “Eugene McCarthy” in an attempt to sound so fancy that these names seem well-known to you can burn. Or, on the off-chance that you actually think that those were legitimate competition to Neil or Seuss, you need to reconsider your definition of “popular”. And for people that mentioned directors and authors, you need to consider that the American population, in general, isn’t as cultured or well-read as we should be.

    Guy Banter out.

  106. Andy:

    A good one would be the Wright Brothers. If they were in a lineup with other people with moustaches, you’d have a hard time picking them out.

    Also, whoever said Kerouac, Ginsberg, Cousy and McCarthy is a fucking moron.

  107. xf:

    John Peterman.

  108. xf:

    also, J. D. Salinger.

  109. Seddah:

    Michael Jackson’s real face? Joking, of course.

    I’m still laughing at FDR and Stephen King. No offence, guys, they’re just not as visually obscure as you think.

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