God Bless Me
I get a lot of weird looks in the office because of my new sneezing technique, but I don’t care. I’m convinced it’s both revolutionary and sanitary.
I sneeze into trash cans.
It’s simply really. When I feel a sneeze coming on, I run towards a mini trash can, and sneeze into it.
It’s better than covering your mouth because your germ-infested hands will end up touching lots of things. Sneezing into trash cans ensures that your germs stay in areas that people rarely touch.
So there you have it. Sneeze into trash cans — because aren’t germs just natures garbage?
(Not a rhetorical question, the answer is yes.)
December 11th, 2008 @ 10:22 pm
You can just sneeze into your elbow.
December 11th, 2008 @ 10:27 pm
I’ll start doing that!
December 11th, 2008 @ 11:29 pm
I do something that’s actually quite similar. I fart into boxes of Arm & Hammer.
December 11th, 2008 @ 11:40 pm
umm sorry to be a fun killer, but I kinda agree with DarkJesus on that. By the way, Eric made me lol.
December 12th, 2008 @ 5:30 am
i also do this sometimes, but i don’t go out of my way for it
December 12th, 2008 @ 11:17 am
we laugh now, but in 2yrs when this is the default thing to do when sneezing, Amir will be laughing (and sneezing) at the world~
December 12th, 2008 @ 11:24 am
But when you sneeze into the trashcan, isn’t the force of your sneeze causing the germs and nasty crap in the garbage to bounce up and hit your face?
December 12th, 2008 @ 11:46 am
I say fuck it. If someone’s immune system isn’t strong enough to fight off my germs, they don’t deserve to live.
December 12th, 2008 @ 11:58 am
i smell a jake and amir idea…
December 12th, 2008 @ 4:32 pm
That is disgusting. Imagine if you’re not the only one sneezing into that trashcan. You’ll basically be sticking your head into a nastiness trap.
December 13th, 2008 @ 1:41 am
use a tissue?
…cutting out the middleman huh. genious.
December 13th, 2008 @ 6:28 pm
“Fuck You”, says the janitor.
December 14th, 2008 @ 7:21 am
this sounds like something out of an old comedy where someone pours out a bunch of black powder into a trash can and then someone else comes along and sneezes into it and gets their face covered in powder and looks at the camera like “wha wha whaaaaa not again!”
December 15th, 2008 @ 7:44 pm
hmmm, Amir, sneeze into your elbow, trashcans on the streets of NY are full of nastiness, you will end up with Aids if you continue…well you know, probably.
December 16th, 2008 @ 12:47 am
I like to sneeze on my dog or other dogs that may be nearby. They never expect it and it’s always funny.
December 16th, 2008 @ 4:43 am
This is often advantageous, when your alternative is a floor.
Sneezing onto tiled floors DOES have that cool sound though.
Or, projectile sneezing, using a friend’s shirt as a tissue, is also acceptable in my book.
December 16th, 2008 @ 9:26 pm
My bro sneezes in his shirt, which is kinda unsanitary…until he bathes and does laundry, then everything is cool.
December 17th, 2008 @ 1:36 am
What if you forget and empty eraser poop or pencil shavings into your trashcan? Then when u sneeze into it all those things will fly up…
December 17th, 2008 @ 12:30 pm
^ eraser poop! LAL
December 22nd, 2008 @ 6:07 am
just carry around tissues and hand sanitizer.
but make sure you keep them in a fanny pack.
germ free…in style
December 26th, 2008 @ 10:53 pm
But what about the hobos?
December 29th, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
I would love to smell jake and amir…mmmmmmmm
January 3rd, 2009 @ 9:17 pm
This makes me stealing your trash even creepier.