Must… avoid… obvious… puns…

Filed under: Daily Life — September 24, 2008 @ 11:02 am

As you probably are aware, Clay Aiken came out of the closet five years ago yesterday. (That’s my first Strikethrough joke ever!)

Anyway! I assumed every Clay Aiken fan already knew, or was gay themselves, but as it turns out that is not the case. I went straight into the heart of Clay-Nation into a hardcore “Claymate” messageboard (their name, not mine.) Here are some highlights:

– “This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream.”

– “Okay, i’m going to come right off and say that when I saw it, I did cry. and I probably will if and when it is confirmed…and might I add, Clay looks gorgeous in the new picture.”

– “Now my stomach just feels revolted. It was fun for 5 years. Now for me….it’s over.”

Read more feedback from the smallest niche in American history: hardcore Clay Aiken fans who are shocked and disgusted by his homosexuality. But remember: Do not talk about religion or other forum members. Those mods are vicious.

17 Comments »

  1. fist:

    first

    oh so fast

  2. Vanessa:

    “I told one of my friends years ago that I dreamed I came home from work one day and the ClayBoard was gone because of this announcement.”

  3. shana:

    weirdness…u always manage to reveal the naivety of
    others on here, well done sir.

  4. Tiffany:

    Clay (my ass is) Aiken

    he looks like a barbie with all of its hair chopped off.

    it’s really no surprise.

    he’s a really good person, gay or not.

  5. Katy Grey:

    Wow… how sad that the fans are actually abandoning him for not being able to bone the opposite sex. Jesus is currently posting the eye roll emoticon in some forum somewhere.

  6. Jared:

    The person that replied with “This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream.” has 12496 posts!!!!!! ahaha

  7. emmma:

    um, this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a really long time. like, really funny. oh man. so great.

  8. Brian:

    “I have put Clay before God, my husband and my children and friends, often times.”

    Are you shitting me? You’re shitting me. You have to be.

  9. RED heavy:

    I AM GREATLY AMUSED BY ENTIRE IGNORANT FANBASE!

    Their lack of orientation awareness is funny to me.

  10. Brian:

    “I will never be able to listen to him sing, “O Holy Night,” knowing he desires unholy nights.”

    lololololololololol

  11. mingus:

    baaaaahaha.

    amazing that something like this can make people rethink their entire lives.

  12. Mike:

    “Well, you all are much braver than I am. I turned off my phones last night and haven’t turned them back on yet. Did not think I could handle good wishes or I told you sos. I go back to work tomorrow so I hope my co-workers are as understanding as some of yours were. I don’t know how I am going to handle good or bad reactions right now. I don’t even know how I’m handling my reaction. ”

    Who are these people?

  13. emily ash:

    lack of gaydar ftl.

  14. joel:

    What kind of people can profess love for someone like Clay Aiken, be so naive as to not suspect his gayness, and also be so put off by it?

    if you think hard there is a group of people who have the necessary traits to fit perfectly with this type of behaviour….. dunn dunn dunn (dramatic drum roll)

    Fundamentalist Christians!!! yeah!

    brings to mind an interesting comparison..

    Clay Aikens heterosexuality = Creationism

  15. Shai:

    Must avoid obvious puns.
    You mean Gay Aiken?

  16. emad ghias:

    Gay Aiken is my hero!!! Leave Gay Aiken ALONE!!!!!

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