Birthday Fax!
Seeing as today is January 18, 2006 — my 23rd birthday — I thought I’d give YOU guys a present with some fake birthday facts!
- When you take my birthday, 1/18/1983 and turn it into a decimal, you get .00002801. This is the same decimal value, regardless of what birthday you have, or how good your calculator is!
- The only President without a birthday was George Washington — he had two!
January 9, 1755, and February 15, 1755. Don’t ask!
- The Cappadocians were the first civilization to celebrate birthdays. Before them, people would guesstimate a death date and celebrate then! Even more amazing was that the Philestines were correct 96% of the time!
- The most popular birthday? That would be October 1st, due to New Years Eve sexcapades. The least popular? You guessed it: February 34th.
- There is one known case of Siamese twins having different birthdays. The reason? The gynocologists in charge of delivering the two, didnt know the difference between “Siamese” and “Fraternal” twins!
- The only inanimate abstract object that has a birthday is shade. (December 19th, 1988)
- Napoleon Bonaparte loved his birthday. He would have his guards wish him a happy birthday, every morning after he arose, and every evening before he retired. If one would forget this anneversorial salutation, the punishment was one severe noogie!
- It’s actually pronounced “Birthdate!”
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There you have it! Join me next year where I list all 6,000,000,000+ people that I DON’T share a birthday with! (Hint Hint: Lindsay Lohan!!!)
January 18th, 2006 @ 2:51 am
Happy birthday Amirseph
January 18th, 2006 @ 6:44 am
Yeah, Happy Birthday, those “facts” were funny!
January 18th, 2006 @ 7:07 am
Happy birthday to you and to my baby sis (21 today). Could you buy her a drink for me? I’m broke.
January 18th, 2006 @ 8:15 am
Happy Birthday
January 18th, 2006 @ 8:21 am
Happy Birthday
January 18th, 2006 @ 9:14 am
Happy Birthday,
Your present is that I didn’t take ALL your money last night.
January 18th, 2006 @ 9:40 am
yom huledet sameach!
January 18th, 2006 @ 1:00 pm
feliz felliz cumpleanos!
January 18th, 2006 @ 1:34 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMIR! im coming to visit you in march with my sister, so just be aware, and dont think we are stalking you, cause, well i guess we are, but not with malicious intent.
January 18th, 2006 @ 1:52 pm
Mr. Amir.
wow. your 23. your getting old. nerd. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
January 18th, 2006 @ 2:13 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
January 18th, 2006 @ 2:45 pm
Joyous 23rd Anniversary Of Emerging From Your Female Parental Unit’s Delicate Womb!
January 18th, 2006 @ 2:46 pm
Actually, with rounding, 1/18/1983 is actually equal to .00002802.
I’ll forgive you since its your birthdayte.
January 18th, 2006 @ 2:51 pm
Uh, the ‘y’ in birthdayte in my comment above was supposed to be striked out (struck out? What is the past tense of strike out?)
Stupid lack of html in comments.
January 18th, 2006 @ 3:13 pm
I share a birthdate with Napoleon.
Happy birthday.
January 18th, 2006 @ 4:19 pm
Happy birthday old man.
January 18th, 2006 @ 4:29 pm
If we were born in the same year (which we are not) I would be THREE WHOLE DAYS older than you are
January 18th, 2006 @ 5:10 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMIR!
January 18th, 2006 @ 6:42 pm
Just like everyone else said,
Happy Birthday, Amir.
January 18th, 2006 @ 8:32 pm
what is with everyone wishing you a “happy” birthday? it is horrible to think that you have survived yet another year in the kind of word we live in. so from me, here’s to a sad birthday amir, and to many more sad years…
January 18th, 2006 @ 11:02 pm
Actually, Amir, my birthday is October 1. Because, yes, my parents did the hanky-panky on New Years. Not Eve, but Day. Fancy that!!
January 18th, 2006 @ 11:50 pm
Today is close to our three year anniversary.
Happy Birthday, you sexy beast.
January 18th, 2006 @ 11:52 pm
P.S. - Robin is hot, daaayuum.
January 19th, 2006 @ 1:23 am
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January 19th, 2006 @ 2:41 am
hey amir, when you die, I am going to play “all by myself,” by Celine dion. In honor of your memory.
hahahaha
I think I just thought of the funniest thing ever.
January 19th, 2006 @ 5:31 am
You know, you birthdate as a decimal is infact 1.00907156 - True story :)
January 20th, 2006 @ 12:45 am
By now of couse, I am too late to give amir the original shout out “Happy Birthday.” Because now he is actually closer to his next birthday, becasue we all know you can’t go back in time like in Back to The Future.
October 23rd, 2006 @ 6:29 pm
Lindsay has definately been overexposed lately and I think that’s going to hurt her career in the next year!
April 24th, 2009 @ 9:59 am
I’m 23 tomorrow, nice to read it right now. (although It’s 2009 already)