For the Fourth of July weekend, I’m on a New England road trip with my parents and brother. Today we passed through Kennebunkport, Maine. Greatest part: delicious pie and delicious puns!
Oh, and free parking for tourists!
These New Englanders are so cute…
And since we’re on the topic of CollegeHumor Musical Magnum Opii, check out my favorite Brian Murphy audio-article of all time: 3 Songs Without Auto-Tune. Simply amazing.
Yahoo! Sports, for whatever reason, has an unmoderated discussion at the bottom of every single article in the form of user comments.
As expected, the comments section are usually overflowing with dumb, immature banter. However, occasionally somebody really provides insightful commentary and thorough analysis that you probably couldn’t get away with in another forum.
Here is a prime example I found on an article about Tiger Woods’ 17 year old niece who missed the cut at her first LPGA golf tournament:
Seriously, though, how many times does Lawrence Pee have to ask?!
One of the great side effects of Larry David being in “Whatever Works” (which I thoroughly enjoyed) is that he has to go on talk shows to promote the movie – even though he clearly doesn’t want to.
Watching Larry David on a talk show is like watching a high school senior take a final exam that’s worth 1% of his grade. He just doesn’t give a shit.
For example, here he is on the Daily Show:
The three most frequently asked questions I receive are:
1) What is your biggest pet peeve?
2) What is your favorite viral video?
3) Where did you get your glasses?
I didn’t have an answer for any of them… UNTIL THIS WEEK!
1) Useless receipts.
2) This one.
3) Okay I still don’t remember, but it’s somewhere in Los Angeles.
Before the NBA Playoffs started, I made a bet with my roommate that Kobe would win more postseason games than LeBron.
Things were looking bleak after the Conference Semifinals when Vegas had the undefeated Cavs as favorites to win the title as the Lakers barely escaped an injured Rockets team.
Luckily Cleveland went down six games later in Orlando, otherwise my prize would have gotten here in mid-July rather than today:
Thank you, Mike Brown! I couldn’t have won this without you!
The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien is having a “Make Fucking Sure Amir Blumenfeld is Tuning In” week. And you know what? It’s working!
As a huge “In the Heights” fan, it was an honor to star in a Hardly Working with the show’s creator Lin-Manuel Miranda and his Freestyle Love Supreme cronies UTK and SHOCKWAVE. Even if it meant getting LYRICALLY BURNED!
One of the best parts about seeing the Lakers win it all tonight was knowing that I’ve been saving every annoying iChat conversation with my dear friend Kunal, a Celtics fan.
These date from May 15 until June 10th, and there would have been more… but they only happen after Laker losses.
(Oh, and if you’re a Laker fan and want to Kunal to know what you think about him or his beloved Celtics, feel free to tweet him @kunalshah. At the very least, know that I’LL be reading them. Love you, Kunezy!)